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Do Not Mention Penalties Tee

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£20.50
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Do Not Mention Penalties Tee

Do Not Mention Penalties Tee

£20.50
£20.50
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This tee is for fans who still haven’t emotionally recovered from that shootout. A tribute to football trauma, pub debates, and pretending you’re “not bothered anyway.”

Designed for match days, away days, post-match pints and nervy cup finals.

Features:

Soft premium fit
Classic black tee
Minimal football culture design
Signature pirate flag sleeve detail
Built for pubs, terraces and football chat avoidance

For supporters who know the pain.

Pub & Penalties™

Football culture apparel inspired by the match day ritual.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8

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